Facebook Sms

Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.

Really ? Please 'Share' the 'Like' to it !

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Facebook should have some realistic Relationship

options like :-

1. Happily Single

2. Frankly Looking

3. Unhappily Double

4. Stress-fully Committed



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Garmi aur bejjati jitni mehsus karo, utni jyada lagti hai,

Isliye Tension lene ka nahi dene ka,

Aur thanda paani peene ka.... Just Chill Yaar...

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Premika :- Jaanu tum hafte mein kitni baar shev karte ho ?

Premi :- Mein toh din mein 20-30 baar shev karta hu !

Premika :- Paagal ho ?

Premi :- Mein toh Naai hu !

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Pappu ne ek khubsurat ladki se pucha,

Aap kaha rahti ho Ladki ne jawab diya : M.G. Road,

Pappu : Itni Khubsurat hokar bhi road par rahti ho,

Mere ghar chalo !


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Tragedy of Today's Life

People Try to make

unknown Friends on Facebook

While they don't have time

to message or talk with known Friend.


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I Love Facebook

But hate to face my book....!

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Biswee sadi ki ladkiyaan:

Agar tum mil jayo jamana chod denge hum,

Ikkiswi sadi ki ladkiyaan:

Agar tum mil jayo, toh purana chod denge hum....



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Ek sardar apne Marriage Certificate

ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.

Biwi boli: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho ?

Sardar : Expiry Date dekh raha hu.......