Funny Jokes


Wife :- I saw in my dream

that u were buying a diamond ring for me

Husband :- I saw your dad paying the bill...


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Husband : I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me

in six months.

Lawyer : Think about it once again. Wife like that are hard to get !

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In Exam Hall 

Girl to Pappu: Mujhe bas iss answer ki starting

bata do baki mein likh lungi.

Pappu ne dhiyan se idhar-udhar dekha,

phir dheer se bola "The"



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Doctor : Tumhare daanth kaise tut gaye ?

Marij : Biwi ne kadak roti banai thi !

Doctor : Toh khane se inkar kar dete...

Marij : Wahi toh kiya tha !


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Husband : Tumhari roj-roj ki farmaisho se tang ho gaya hu,

aisi hi chalta raha toh atmhatya kar lunga,

itne paise nahi hai mere paas !

Wife : Ohho, ab rulaoge kya ? chaliye ab jaldi se safed saari dilwa dijiye,

nahi toh tehravi par pehnungi kya !


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Teacher : Beta, batao jaan kaise nikalti hai ?

Pappu : Khidki se !

Teacher : Kya matlab ?

Pappu : Didi kal hi ek ladke se keh rahi thi- jaan , khidki se nikal jao !


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Beta daaru pikar ghar lota !

Papa ki daat se bachne ke liye laptop kholkar padhne laga !

Papa : Pikar aya hai ?

Beta : Nahi toh !

Papa : Phir sutkaish kholkar kya padh raha hai ?

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Ek saal baad jab pintu ke papa videsh se wapas aye,

Toh poocha maa kha hai ?

Pintu : Maa toh pichle saal hi chal basi thi !

Papa rote hue : kamine... toh tune mujhe bataya kyu nahi !

Pintu : Meine socha apko surprise dunga !

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Bablu: Maine pichle 20 saalo mein ek baat note ki hai,

Golu : Woh kya ?

Bablu : Jab bhi fatak band hota hai, tab train jarur aati hai !!