Santa Banta Jokes

Santa :- Mere dada  ne  1857 ki jung mein dushmano ki taange kaat di thi  !

Banta :- Gardane kyo nahi kati ?

Santa :- Woh pahle hi kat chuki thi !


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Santa party se raat ko ghar der se aya,

Agle din dosto ne usse phucha : Biwi ne kuch kha toh nahi ?

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Santa : Na, Na, kuch khas nahi... yeh do daanth toh mujhe waise bhi nikalwane the !




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Sir :-  Banta Translate it in English !!!!!

Bazaar mein goliya chal rahi thi,

Banta :- Tablets are walking in the market Sir !!!!


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Santa 2 Cigrate ek saath pita tha,

Wife: Ek saath 2 kyu ?

Santa: Dost ki yaad ati hai na,

toh ek meri aur ek mere dost ki hoti hai,

Kuch dino baad santa ek hi cigrate pine laga,

Wife : Dost ko bhul gaye kya?

Santa : Nahi re pagli,

maine cigrate pina chod diya !


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Santa ka seer phat gaya !

Banta: yeh kaise hua ?

Santa: Mein Chappal se patther tod raha tha,

Mujhe ek admi ne bola ''Kabhi khopdi'' ka bhi istemal kar liya karo !


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Pariksha ka result aya aur santa ki girlfriend santa

Ke paas akar jor jor se rone lagi....

Santa : Accha ab ro mat ye toh batao kitne % marks aye hai,

Girlfriend : 90 %

Santa : Bhagwan se dar kamini, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate..


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Santa : Yesterday the police arrested me for

tampering with the ATM.

Banta : What did you do?

Santa : It asked me to enter the PIN

and I inserted a safety pin...


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Salesman : Which soap you use?

Santa : Baba's Soap, Baba's Paste, Baba's Brush...

Salesman : Is Baba International Company ?

Santa : No No ! Baba is My Room Mate ..


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Shaadi ki raat Santa confuse ho gaya

ki baat kaise start kare !!

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Aadhe Ghante sochne ke baad akhir apni biwi se bola

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Aapke gharwaalo ko pata hain na

Aaj aap yahi rukengi ...?


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Preeto : Do you have a Good memory for faces ?

Banta : Yes but why ?

Preeto : I jut broke your shaving mirror.