Best Husband Wife Funny Jokes


Wife: Aapko meri sundarta jayada acchi 
lagti hai ya mere sanskaar ???
Husband: Ha..Ha...Ha..
Mujhe toh tumhari yeh mazaak karne 
ki aadat jayada acchi lagti hai!!



Husband : Kais khana banaya hai tumne
ek dum gobar jaisa,
Wife: Hee bhagwan is aadmi ne har 
cheez chakh rakhi hai...

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Khub kha hai..........
Joh pati apni biwi se darte hai,
Woh swarg mein jaate hai, aur joh
nahi darte unke liye dharti hi swarg ke saman hai !

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Pati : Naari ka matlab kay hai?
Patni : Shakti
Pati : Toh phir purush ka kya matlab hai ?
Patni : Sahen-shakti

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Baba : Beta tujh par ek khaternak chudel ka saya hai !

Pati : Baba juban jabaan sambhal kar baat karo aur

khabardar joh meri biwi ke baare mein kuch ulta sidha

bola toh........


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Pati : Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfriend the ?

   (Patni khamosh rahi)

Pati chilla kar : Mein ish khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?

Patni : Hay rabba ! Gin toh rahi hu, chilla kyo rahe ho !!


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Pati - Dubai ja raha hu !

Patni - Mere liye waha se jwellery leker ana !

Pati - Singapore ja raha hu !

Patni - Mere liye waha se cosmetics leker ana !

Pati - London ja raha hu !

Patni - Mere liye perfume lete ana..

Pati (Chidhkar) - Narak ja raha hu !

Patni - Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai bas apna kyal rakhna..


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Wife - I saw in my dream that u were buying a

diamond ring for me

Husband - I saw your dad paying the bill.........


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Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Stupid Morning i gave him food

yesterday & toay he gifted me a book

" How to Cook !!"