Double Meaning SMS in Hindi

Ladka : Aapka naam kya hai?

Ladki : Pehen kar batau ya dikhakar ?

Ladka : Kya matlab !! ?

Ladki : Payal ! aur aapka ?

Ladka : Leker  batau ya dekar ?

Ladki : Matlab ?

Ladka : Pappi !!

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Girl : Aaj office jaate hi boss mujh pe CHADH gaya.

Her Friend : Kyu ?

Girl : Woh me LATE gayi thi na isliye...

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Girl : Tum ek ladki mein sabse

pehle ky dekhte ho ??

Boy : Woh toh depend kart hai na,

ki ladki aa rahi hai, ki jaa rahi hai..

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Ladka : Kisi viraan aur sunsaan jagah chalte hai,

Girlfriend : Kuch aisa vaisa toh nahi karoge,

Ladka : Nahi bilkul nahi

Girlfriend : Phir rehne do, kal chalenge !

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Teacher : Pappu tumne aaj phir apna homework nahi kiya,

bolo tumhe kya saja du...

Pappu : Teacher woh mere bagal wali ladki ne bhi nahi kiya,

hum dono ko bathroom mein band kar do !

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Ek khoobsurat ladki ne railway station par do rupiye ka sikka

dalkar apna weight dekha - 48 kilo

Sandal  utari - 46 kilo
Jacket utari - 44 kilo
Phir dupatta- 43 kilo

Ladki ke sikke khatam ho gaye,

piche se ek bhikhari bola,

tu chalu rakh, sikke mein dalunga...!

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High school ki class mein teacher ne preeti se pucha,

Preeti tum future mein kya banna chati ho ?

Mam, Mein future mein maa banna chati hu

         Preeti ne dhire se kaha,

Phir teacher ne pappu se pucha " aur tum ?"

Pappu bola " mein maa banne mein preeti ke madat karna chata hu "

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Mahila doctor : Tum roz subha clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyo ghurte ho ?

Pappu : Aap hi ne bahar likha hai

(Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subha 10 se 12 ) !

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Bihar ke village mein aaj bhi film ka prachaar

trucko se kiya jata hai !

Ek din kuch aisi ghosna hui,

" Bade ghar ki bahurani ka maja lijiye,

    Din mein paanch baar,

9 se 12, 12 se 3 , 3 se 6 , 6 se 9  aur

    Raat 9 se 12 ! "

Upar ke 60 rupeye, Niche ki 30 rupeye !

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Boy : Andar gaya

Girl : Ha ! gaya

Boy : Dukha kya

Girl : Nahi

Boy : Aur ek baar

Girl : Ab ish mein dalun

Boy : Achha laga

Girl : Ha bahut
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Boy ! Ok madam ka sendal pack karo..!