Students Jokes in Hindi

Master ji : Chal koi sher suna ?

Student : Mota marta moti pe,

Bhuka marta roti pe,

Master ji ki do betiyaan,

Par mein marta choti pe...

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Teacher : 1se 10 tak count karke batao..

Student : 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10.

Teacher : 6 Kaha hai ?
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Student : Aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha

" Ek bus durghatana Me 6 ki maut ho gai...!!

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Ek Engineering student peon se bolta hai,

Mere paas skills hai digree hai samaj mein bathne ki ijjat hai..

Tumhare paas kya hai ?

Peon: Mere paas naukri hai !

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Ladka : Maa , aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai..

Ghar ke sab khilone chipa de.

Maa: Tera dost chor hai kya?

Ladka: Nahi, woh apne khilone pehchaan lega !

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Master ji ne student ka lunch box kha liya

aur bole beta ghar jakar mera naam toh nahi loge na?


Student masumiyat se bola ji mein keh dunga,

Kutta kha gaya tha !

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Teacher : Insaan woh hai jo dusro ke kaam aye,

Funny Student: Lakin examination ke waqt na toh insaan banti ho

aur na dusro ko insaan banne deti ho !


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Teacher : Tum bade murkh ho balak,

Mein tumhari umerr mein acchi tarah kitaab padh leta tha !

Student : Shrimaan apko accha master mil gaya hoga ?