Whatsapp SMS in Hindi

Whatsapp status for Girls

Sweet as Sugar,

Hard as Ice,

Hurt me Once,

I will kill you Twice

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Teacher Ladke se- Nalayak class mein dinbhar ladkiyon ke saath itni baate kyo karte ho...
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Ladka - Sir , mein gareeb hu ! Mere paas mobile mein whatsapp nahi hai...

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Ek aurat apni jeebh par kumkum chawal laga rahi thi,

Pati- yeh kya kar rahi ho ?

Patni- Aaj parshuram jayenti hai,

Saster pujan kar rahi hu !

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Jo aapse dil se baat karta ho,

Use kabhi dimaag se jawab mat dena.

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Zindagi RUDE hai

Toh Kya Hua...

Hum Bhi DUDE Hai......

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Private naukri ko bacha ke chalna,

Baccho ka khel nahi galeeb,

Bas itna samajh lijiye ke nwabo ki basti hai

aur jhuk jhuk ke chalna hai.

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Your Attitude may Hurt me.....

 But Mine can even Kill you......... :-p

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I will marry to the girl,

who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

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Things change & Friends leave

& Life doesn't stop for anybody.

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Positive thoughts generate

Positive feelings and attract

Positive life experiences.

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I am 99% sure you don't like me,

But I am 100% sure I don't give a damn.

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There's only 1 thing
                     2 do
         3 words
         4 you
          I Love you.

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Log hamare baare mein kya sochte hai,

Agar yeh bhi hum hi sochenge,

Toh phir log kya sochenge ?

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Raaj toh hamara har jagah pe hai...!

Pasand karne walo ke "Dil" mein; aur

Napasand karne walo ke " Dimaag" mein....!

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If you like me then

raise ur hands

if not then rais ur

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