Humor Jokes in Hindi

Lazy Boy : Papa ek glass pani dena..

Papa : Khud utha ke pee lo...


Boy : please, De do na....


Papa : Ab agar paani mangaa toh thappad maarunga...


Boy : Thappad maarne ayo toh paani lete anaa...!!!


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Beta (Apni maa se): Mammi, aaj mere dost ghar aa rahe hai!

please mere saare khilone apni almaari mein cheepa do !


Mammi : kyo, kya tumhare dost chor hai ?

Beta : nahi maa, woh apni cheeze pehchante hai !

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Beta : Maa mein ek din bahut bada aadmi banunga,

apki jholi khusiyon se bhar dunga!


Mammi : Pehle yeh bottle bharkar fridge mein rakh

Nalayak !


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Fakeer : Apke padosi ne pet bharkar khana khilaya hai,

aap bhi kuch khilao!


Chintu : Yeh lo Hajmola !


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Dada (pote se)- Teri teacher aa rahi hai 

ja chup jaa.


Pota- Dada ji pehle aap chup jao,

apki maut ke bahaane mein do hafte ki chutti le rakhi hai.