I Love You -Girl Friend Funny jokes in Hindi

Boy : I Love You
Girl : Tum pagal ho kya....
mein shaadi sudaa hu....
mera pati hai,
aur
Ek boyfreind bhi hai office mein,
aur
kal hi mere boss ne purpose kiya hai,
aur 
mein unhe mana nahi kar sakti...
aur 
waise bhi mere ek school friend ke saat seriouse matter hai,
Boy: (Kafi der dekhne ke baad)
Dekh le kahi adjust hota ho toh.......
mera ex-boyfriend mere padosh mein rehta hai,

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Ladka: I Love YOu...
Ladki: mein abhi iske liye tayiyaar nhi hu!
Ladka : ab ky haan bolne ke liye bhi mekup karegi pagli ...
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Boy : Tera naam kya hai ?
Girl : Tamanna...
Boy: Tere baap ka naam sarfaroshi hai kya??
Girl: Kyu?
Boy: Kyuki sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil mein hai...
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L.K.G. ka boy: Tu mujhse shaadi kalegi ?
Girl: Nhiii
Boy: kal le naaa...
Girl: nhi mein nahi kalungi...
Boy: Kalle, mein tujhko tofi dunga..
Girl: ishliye to ni kalni,
meri kisi aul se kulkule mein baat ho gayi hai..
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Raju- Papa bullet dila do!
Papa: Dekh padosan ki ladki ko bus se jaati hai!
Raju- Yahi toh dekhaa nhi jata !