Really Funny College Jokes in Hindi

Raju ko muglon ne pakad liya aur 
akbar ke pass le ke gaye.
Akbar : Ise bandi bana diya jaye.
Raju : Nahi.. nahi.. Janhapnaha,, rehem karo..
mujhe banda hi rehne do..

..............................................

Teacher- Agar raat mein macchar kate
toh kya karna chaiye ?

Ladka - Chupchap khuja kar so jana chaiye !
Kyoki aap koi rajnikant toh ho nahi,

ki macchar se sorry bulwa loge !

..............................................
Bharat mein bacche bornvita se,

mahilayen fair & lovely se,

aur

Purush rajnigandha se kamyaab hotein hai !


Baki digree-wigree sab moh maya hai !


..............................................

Engineering College First Day :
Student : Sir, i didn't understand.
Teacher : What, This topic?
Student : Nahi, Yeh ki pata nahi kya soch kar
Papa ne Engineering karne ko kaha !


..............................................

Rohit - College ka pehla din kaise raha !
Ravi - Kya batau yaar aaj ek ladki ko 
behen kya keh diya saali aise dekhne lagi 
jaise mene use behen ki gaali di ho !


..............................................

Pappu ne ek college khola,
Naam kya rakha hoga,
Guess karo.....
Nahi pata ?
Naam Tha.....
Women's College for Boys.

..............................................

Bharat mein bacche bornvita se,
mahilayen fair & lovely se,
aur
Purush rajnigandha se kamyaab hotein hai !
Baki digree-wigree sab moh maya hai !