Alia Bhatt Whatsapp Funny Jokes in Hindi

Rahul:- Alia do you know 
the full form of GST?
Alia :- GOODNIGHT SWEETDREAMS TAKECARE.
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Alia Bhatt- Kal raat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaava
sab samaan le gaya,

Varun- TV kyon nahi legaya ?
Alia Bhatt- TV toh mai Dekh rahi thi..!!

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Alia Bhatt:- Bhaiya,safola oil toh de diya ab iske
saath wala free gift toh do.

Shop keeper:- Iske saath to koi gift nahi hai alia ji.

Alia bhatt:- Pagal mat banao, 
Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE !!

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Explain about Terrorist..?

Alia Bhat:- Terrorist is a Tourist
who comes from other country to celebrate 
diwali in our country...

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Alia bhatt in aap ki adalat

Aap ki GK check karte hain...
How many states are there in india??

Alia bhat- 2 states ! So simple !
Chennai & Punjab...

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Chalo Alia bete, ABCD sunao..

ok Mam capital letter wali ya
small letter wali ?

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Varun :- Yaar mein apne facebook account
ka password bhool gaya hu.

Alai Bhatt:- Koi baat nahi,
Google pe search karlo. Sab mil jaata hai...!!

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Alia bhatt:- kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhi..
Na koi scene dekhi,
Na koi aawaz suni,

Varun dhawan:- Film ka naam kya tha?
Alia Bhatt: "No Disc Inserted"

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Alia bhatt:- Waiter! iss chicken biryani
mein chicken kyun nahi hai?

Waiter:- Ma'm Gulab jamun mein Gulaab kahan hota hai?
Alia Bhatt:- Han yaar sorry....

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Karan Johar:- Alia, whom do you credit the success of your career?

Alia bhatt:- I want to thank my parents,
Especially my monther and father..