Best Christmas funny Jokes ever with Images

Hope your Christmas is a perfect measure of fun and Laughter!
Merry Christmas !

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"Ho! Ho! Ho!
It's November  I st!
Merry Christmas!
Talk to the hand,
Thanksgiving fans!
(Eff you,Santa)

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On  every Christmas Santa Claus call rajnikant for a gift.
Rajnikant, Sabko  GIFT milegaa..

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is 
because he knows where all the bad girls live
Merry Christmas !!

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May your fun be large and
bills be small this year!
Merry Christmas !
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What do you call people who are afraid of
Santa Claus? 
Claustrophobic!
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What's the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum,
you just can't beat it..!

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk!......Michael

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Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister:
"Let's play Christmas. I will be Santa Claus and
you can be a present and I will give you away."

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?
Because...
No women will wear...
the same dress year after year..!!

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An Old indian women slips n falls...
she says "hai meri kismat"
a foriegner girl walking By says
'hi...merry christmas to you too...