Best Funny Dad Jokes | Father Jokes

Dad : Beti shaam dhalne se pehle ghar lout jaya karo jamana kharab hai,
Beti: Oh daddy, ab mein bacchi nahi hu!

Dad: Beti ishi baat ka toh darr hai!!!
Chintu: Papa mein phir se fail ho gaya!
Dad: Chinta mat karo tum sher ke bete ho!
Chintu: Ha, Pitaji madam bhi yahi kehti hai!
Dad: Ki tum sher ke bete ho?
Chintu: Kuch aisa hi ! keh rahi thi,
Pata nahi tu kish jaanwar ki aulaad hai!!!

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Beta: Papa mein TV dekhu...?
Papa: Haa Dekh par chalu mat karna...

Beta: Papa mujeh shaadi nahi karni,
Mujhe sab aurton se dar lagta hai!
Father: Kar le beta,
Phir ek hi aurat se dar lagega,
Aur baaki sab acchi lagegi...!

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Teacher : Agar tumhari pent ki ek jeib mein 1000/- rs or 
dusri jeib mein bhi 1000/- rs ho toh tum kya sochoge?
Chintu: Yahi ki mein kahi Papa ki pent toh nahi pehan aya!!!

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Beta(Phone par) : Dad aaj hum do se teen ho gaye..
Dad: Wah beta badhaai ho...Ladka hua ya ladki..?
Beta : Nahi Dad aapki bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li..!
Father: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook,
Son: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!

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Baap ne bete se pucha: Sarkari school ke master ko angereji mein kya kehte hai ?
Beta bola---GST..

Baap: Kya bakwaas hai yeh???

Beta : Papa yahi Sach hai,
Matlab: Government School Teacher..
Father : Yeh lo beta 2000 Rs.
Son: 2000 Rs. kis liye ?
Father: Tune jab se Whatsapp shuru kiya hai,
Tab se raat ko security Guard Nahi
Rakhna Pad raha hai,
Yeh Teri mehanat ki kamai hai pagle Rakh Le..!

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Child :-
Mom iss baar hum
Patakhe iss shop se lenge...

Mom: Lekin beta yeh toh Girls hostel hai...

Child: Par papa toh kehte hai ki,
Saari phul-Jaryiyan Yahi rehti hai...

Teacher: Tumhe pata hai humare purvaj bandar the...
Student: Tumhare honge humare toh Chaudhary The...!!

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Son: Can i go to my griends house for party?
Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.
Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.
Son: ye ghar hai ya Bank ki branch!!

 Beta: Hi dad--- what's up
Dad: Hindi mein bolne mein sharm aati hai kya
Beta: Nahi re...jara Garm kendra bindu dijiyega
Dad: Yeh kya hota hai,
Beta: Hot spot Papa..hot spot
Dad: Spot hot ho jaane tak dhoya...!