Political Funny Jokes Quotes in Hindi


Modiji bole :- Mein duniya ke har kone mein gya hu
duniya mein koi aise jagah nahi h jahan mein nahi 
gaya hu.

Ek Tau bola :- Kade sasuraal gaya hai ke..!!!

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Kisi ke paas kejriwal ka number hai kya?
Khaanshi ki dawai puchni thi..!!


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Sonia gandhiji- Modi ji kya aap ram mandir banwa payoge..?
Modiji- Sonuuuu ...tane mara pe bharosho naye ke ?

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sapaa: hum apko mobile denge,laptop denge,cycle denge...
Janta; Aur naukri maalik??

Sapaa: Woh hamare mama ke saale ke bhtije ke liye hai,
jabaan de chuke hai hum....

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Hum aise samay mein jee rahe hai,
jaha log 10 munute ki mulakat mein shaadi fix kar lete hai...

Lakin 1-1 ghante ke 5 interview lene ke baad naukri nahi dete..!

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jhadu wala becomes CM
Chai wala become PM

We Graduate,
CA and MBA thinking...
how to catch the train at 8am & 8pm...!

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Jis tarah se modiji 
hum sabko achanak apne faisle se chonka dete hai..

kahi ek din aisa na ho hum subha uthe aur
pata chale ke pakistan ab nahi raha..!!!

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Daibaties control mein rakhne ke liye 
shakka ke daam bahaye...

aur petrol-disel ke daam ishliye 
taki aap jayada walk kare, samjhe...

Modi ji ka dimaag bhi n, Chacha Choudhry se bhi tez chalta hai..

Pareshaan na ho rasoi gas ke daam badhaa kar dieting bhi karwa denge.

Are bhai ! pehla sukh nirogi kaya...!!

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Pakistan walo..
kashmir mangoge toh cheer denge...

lekin..

Rahul gandhi mangoge toh kejriwal free mein denge...!