Rajnikanth Funny WhatsApp Jokes in Hindi



A Boy : Rajni Sir, how effective were you as a class moniter..?
Rajnikanth" Once i told a boy to Keep Quite he is now
DR. MANMOHAN SINGH...!!

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Aaj Rajnikanth sir aashmaan mein 
dikhenge kyoki,Woh olympics mein
High Jump mein hissa le rahein hai..!!


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Ek baar rajnikanth ne ek chote se,

Kamjor, Kuposhit bacche ko blood donate kiyaa..

Aaj ush bacchhe ko sab khali ke naam se jante hai..!!

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Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland,

and

Accidentally droped his wallet in a building.

Since then d building is known as 

" SWISS BANK...."

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Why there is no Rajni Statue in Madame Tussauds yet?

Because Rajni's heat would be melt all he 

other status in the museum..

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Ek baar rajnikanth Chaaye pee raha thaa..

Achanak usne jeb mein se Kenchi nikali aur 
1 chaaye ke 2 tukde kar diye tab se

Cutting Chaaye shuru huaa...!!

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Exam mein 150 Questions puche gaye aur nirdesh diya gaya inme se koi 100 Questions ka answer dena hai.
Rajnikanth ne sabhi 150 Questions ka answer diya aur likh diya inme se koi 100 check kar lena !!!

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Rajnikanth ne Robot film kyu banayi..?

Kyuki woh dikhana chata tha ki 

aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi , machine ka

bhi dimaag kharab kar sakti hai..!!