Best Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Tera Ego to 2 Din ki Khani hai per 
Meri 
AKAD Khandani hai..!!

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Shadi khud ki Girl Friend se karni chahiya

Dusro ki Girl Friend se toh
Ghar wale bhi karwa Dete hai..!!!

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Ek kaan se sunn ke 
Dusare kaan se nikal dena is better than 
Dono kaan se sunn ke 
Dil pe le Lena...!!!

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Paon me moch aur
Chhoti si soch kabhi 
Aagey nahi badhne deti hai....

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Darpok hai woh log
Jo online aane se darte hai,
Saala jigar chaiye,
Time barbaad karne ke liye..!!!

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I am looking for a bank which can
perform two things

1. Give me Loan
2. Then leave me alone

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Woh pyar kabhi sacha nahi ho sakta

Joh totla na ho
"ALE MELA BABU"

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Attitude toh bachpan se hi hai
..

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Jab pedaa hua toh
Dedh saal tak kisi se meine baat nahi ki thi..!!

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Sorry..

I am not 

Perfect
But, I'm definitely not 
Fake!!

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" I am Single 
Ready to Mingle...!!!


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I am not lazy
I am just on my
Energy Saving Mode...!!

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Dekh Beta 

Pyar mohabbat sab dhoka hai

Padhai kar le abhi moka hai..!!!