Santa Banta Jokes
Santa :- Mere dada ne 1857 ki jung mein dushmano ki taange kaat di thi !
Banta :- Gardane kyo nahi kati ?
Santa :- Woh pahle hi kat chuki thi !
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Santa party se raat ko ghar der se aya,
Agle din dosto ne usse phucha : Biwi ne kuch kha toh nahi ?
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Santa : Na, Na, kuch khas nahi... yeh do daanth toh mujhe waise bhi nikalwane the !
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Sir :- Banta Translate it in English !!!!!
Bazaar mein goliya chal rahi thi,
Banta :- Tablets are walking in the market Sir !!!!
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Santa 2 Cigrate ek saath pita tha,
Wife: Ek saath 2 kyu ?
Santa: Dost ki yaad ati hai na,
toh ek meri aur ek mere dost ki hoti hai,
Kuch dino baad santa ek hi cigrate pine laga,
Wife : Dost ko bhul gaye kya?
Santa : Nahi re pagli,
maine cigrate pina chod diya !
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Santa ka seer phat gaya !
Banta: yeh kaise hua ?
Santa: Mein Chappal se patther tod raha tha,
Mujhe ek admi ne bola ''Kabhi khopdi'' ka bhi istemal kar liya karo !
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Pariksha ka result aya aur santa ki girlfriend santa
Ke paas akar jor jor se rone lagi....
Santa : Accha ab ro mat ye toh batao kitne % marks aye hai,
Girlfriend : 90 %
Santa : Bhagwan se dar kamini, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate..
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Santa : Yesterday the police arrested me for
tampering with the ATM.
Banta : What did you do?
Santa : It asked me to enter the PIN
and I inserted a safety pin...
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Salesman : Which soap you use?
Santa : Baba's Soap, Baba's Paste, Baba's Brush...
Salesman : Is Baba International Company ?
Santa : No No ! Baba is My Room Mate ..
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Shaadi ki raat Santa confuse ho gaya
ki baat kaise start kare !!
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Aadhe Ghante sochne ke baad akhir apni biwi se bola
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Aapke gharwaalo ko pata hain na
Aaj aap yahi rukengi ...?
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Preeto : Do you have a Good memory for faces ?
Banta : Yes but why ?
Preeto : I jut broke your shaving mirror.
Banta :- Gardane kyo nahi kati ?
Santa :- Woh pahle hi kat chuki thi !
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Santa party se raat ko ghar der se aya,
Agle din dosto ne usse phucha : Biwi ne kuch kha toh nahi ?
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.
.
.
.
Santa : Na, Na, kuch khas nahi... yeh do daanth toh mujhe waise bhi nikalwane the !
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Sir :- Banta Translate it in English !!!!!
Bazaar mein goliya chal rahi thi,
Banta :- Tablets are walking in the market Sir !!!!
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Santa 2 Cigrate ek saath pita tha,
Wife: Ek saath 2 kyu ?
Santa: Dost ki yaad ati hai na,
toh ek meri aur ek mere dost ki hoti hai,
Kuch dino baad santa ek hi cigrate pine laga,
Wife : Dost ko bhul gaye kya?
Santa : Nahi re pagli,
maine cigrate pina chod diya !
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Santa ka seer phat gaya !
Banta: yeh kaise hua ?
Santa: Mein Chappal se patther tod raha tha,
Mujhe ek admi ne bola ''Kabhi khopdi'' ka bhi istemal kar liya karo !
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Pariksha ka result aya aur santa ki girlfriend santa
Ke paas akar jor jor se rone lagi....
Santa : Accha ab ro mat ye toh batao kitne % marks aye hai,
Girlfriend : 90 %
Santa : Bhagwan se dar kamini, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate..
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Santa : Yesterday the police arrested me for
tampering with the ATM.
Banta : What did you do?
Santa : It asked me to enter the PIN
and I inserted a safety pin...
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Salesman : Which soap you use?
Santa : Baba's Soap, Baba's Paste, Baba's Brush...
Salesman : Is Baba International Company ?
Santa : No No ! Baba is My Room Mate ..
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Shaadi ki raat Santa confuse ho gaya
ki baat kaise start kare !!
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Aadhe Ghante sochne ke baad akhir apni biwi se bola
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Aapke gharwaalo ko pata hain na
Aaj aap yahi rukengi ...?
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Preeto : Do you have a Good memory for faces ?
Banta : Yes but why ?
Preeto : I jut broke your shaving mirror.
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