Best Husband Wife Funny Jokes

Wife: Aapko meri sundarta jayada acchi 

lagti hai ya mere sanskaar ???

Husband: Ha..Ha...Ha..

Mujhe toh tumhari yeh mazaak karne 

ki aadat jayada acchi lagti hai!!

" Girl : Chalte chalte yuhi ruk jati hu mein,

baithe baithe hi kho jati hu mein,

kya yehi pyaar hai...................

Boy : Nahi re pagli kamjori hai tere ko,

Glucose pi warna mar jayegi ..…

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Husband : Kais khana banaya hai tumne

ek dum gobar jaisa,

Wife: Hee bhagwan is aadmi ne har 

cheez chakh rakhi hai...

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Khub kha hai..........

Joh pati apni biwi se darte hai,

Woh swarg mein jaate hai, aur joh

nahi darte unke liye dharti hi swarg ke saman hai !

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Pati : Naari ka matlab kay hai?

Patni : Shakti

Pati : Toh phir purush ka kya matlab hai ?

Patni : Sahen-shakti

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Baba : Beta tujh par ek khaternak chudel ka saya hai !

Pati : Baba juban jabaan sambhal kar baat karo aur

khabardar joh meri biwi ke baare mein kuch ulta sidha

bola toh........

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Pati : Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfriend the ?

   (Patni khamosh rahi)

Pati chilla kar : Mein ish khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?

Patni : Hay rabba ! Gin toh rahi hu, chilla kyo rahe ho !!

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Pati - Dubai ja raha hu !

Patni - Mere liye waha se jwellery leker ana !

Pati - Singapore ja raha hu !

Patni - Mere liye waha se cosmetics leker ana !

Pati - London ja raha hu !

Patni - Mere liye perfume lete ana..

Pati (Chidhkar) - Narak ja raha hu !

Patni - Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai bas apna kyal rakhna..

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Wife - I saw in my dream that u were buying a

diamond ring for me

Husband - I saw your dad paying the bill.........

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Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Stupid Morning i gave him food

yesterday & toay he gifted me a book

" How to Cook !!"