Hindi Jokes

Boy : Tumhari umer kya hai ?

Girl: Befakoof, tumhe itna bhi nahi pata ki ladkiyon se unki umer nahi puchi jati ?

Boy : Sorry, phir apna email address hi bata do ?

Girl : pooja_1992@gmail.com


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Anushka : Tum kaise kar lete ho yeh sab?

Virat : Kya?

Anushka : Bating karte-karte bhi mujhse online chat kar lete ho!
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Virat : Raina .. tu ruk ja !!!

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Rahul ne manmohan ko phone karke kaha : samman milne ki liye apko badhai

Manmohan ne matha pakadkar kaha : Samman nai, saman mila hai !


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Shadishuda pursho ko H1N1 virus se darne ki jarurat nahi hai

kyuki, unke ghar isse jyada khatarnak virus B1W1 hota hai !


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Vivahit (avivahit friends se kaha) : Friend, apne abhi tak shaadi kyo nahi ki ?

Avivahit (Mushkurate hue) : Jaki rakhe saayiyan, marr sake na koi !