Double Meaning SMS in Hindi
Ladka : Aapka naam kya hai?
Ladki : Pehen kar batau ya dikhakar ?
Ladka : Kya matlab !! ?
Ladki : Payal ! aur aapka ?
Ladka : Leker batau ya dekar ?
Ladki : Matlab ?
Ladka : Pappi !!
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Girl : Aaj office jaate hi boss mujh pe CHADH gaya.
Her Friend : Kyu ?
Girl : Woh me LATE gayi thi na isliye...
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Girl : Tum ek ladki mein sabse
pehle ky dekhte ho ??
Boy : Woh toh depend kart hai na,
ki ladki aa rahi hai, ki jaa rahi hai..
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Ladka : Kisi viraan aur sunsaan jagah chalte hai,
Girlfriend : Kuch aisa vaisa toh nahi karoge,
Ladka : Nahi bilkul nahi
Girlfriend : Phir rehne do, kal chalenge !
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Teacher : Pappu tumne aaj phir apna homework nahi kiya,
bolo tumhe kya saja du...
Pappu : Teacher woh mere bagal wali ladki ne bhi nahi kiya,
hum dono ko bathroom mein band kar do !
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Ek khoobsurat ladki ne railway station par do rupiye ka sikka
dalkar apna weight dekha - 48 kilo
Sandal utari - 46 kilo
Jacket utari - 44 kilo
Phir dupatta- 43 kilo
Ladki ke sikke khatam ho gaye,
piche se ek bhikhari bola,
tu chalu rakh, sikke mein dalunga...!
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High school ki class mein teacher ne preeti se pucha,
Preeti tum future mein kya banna chati ho ?
Mam, Mein future mein maa banna chati hu
Preeti ne dhire se kaha,
Phir teacher ne pappu se pucha " aur tum ?"
Pappu bola " mein maa banne mein preeti ke madat karna chata hu "
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Mahila doctor : Tum roz subha clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyo ghurte ho ?
Pappu : Aap hi ne bahar likha hai
(Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subha 10 se 12 ) !
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Bihar ke village mein aaj bhi film ka prachaar
trucko se kiya jata hai !
Ek din kuch aisi ghosna hui,
" Bade ghar ki bahurani ka maja lijiye,
Din mein paanch baar,
9 se 12, 12 se 3 , 3 se 6 , 6 se 9 aur
Raat 9 se 12 ! "
Upar ke 60 rupeye, Niche ki 30 rupeye !
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Boy : Andar gaya
Girl : Ha ! gaya
Boy : Dukha kya
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Aur ek baar
Girl : Ab ish mein dalun
Boy : Achha laga
Girl : Ha bahut
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Boy ! Ok madam ka sendal pack karo..!
Ladki : Pehen kar batau ya dikhakar ?
Ladka : Kya matlab !! ?
Ladki : Payal ! aur aapka ?
Ladka : Leker batau ya dekar ?
Ladki : Matlab ?
Ladka : Pappi !!
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Girl : Aaj office jaate hi boss mujh pe CHADH gaya.
Her Friend : Kyu ?
Girl : Woh me LATE gayi thi na isliye...
---------------------------------------------------------
Girl : Tum ek ladki mein sabse
pehle ky dekhte ho ??
Boy : Woh toh depend kart hai na,
ki ladki aa rahi hai, ki jaa rahi hai..
---------------------------------------------------------
Ladka : Kisi viraan aur sunsaan jagah chalte hai,
Girlfriend : Kuch aisa vaisa toh nahi karoge,
Ladka : Nahi bilkul nahi
Girlfriend : Phir rehne do, kal chalenge !
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Teacher : Pappu tumne aaj phir apna homework nahi kiya,
bolo tumhe kya saja du...
Pappu : Teacher woh mere bagal wali ladki ne bhi nahi kiya,
hum dono ko bathroom mein band kar do !
---------------------------------------------------------
Ek khoobsurat ladki ne railway station par do rupiye ka sikka
dalkar apna weight dekha - 48 kilo
Sandal utari - 46 kilo
Jacket utari - 44 kilo
Phir dupatta- 43 kilo
Ladki ke sikke khatam ho gaye,
piche se ek bhikhari bola,
tu chalu rakh, sikke mein dalunga...!
---------------------------------------------------------
High school ki class mein teacher ne preeti se pucha,
Preeti tum future mein kya banna chati ho ?
Mam, Mein future mein maa banna chati hu
Preeti ne dhire se kaha,
Phir teacher ne pappu se pucha " aur tum ?"
Pappu bola " mein maa banne mein preeti ke madat karna chata hu "
---------------------------------------------------------
Mahila doctor : Tum roz subha clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyo ghurte ho ?
Pappu : Aap hi ne bahar likha hai
(Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subha 10 se 12 ) !
---------------------------------------------------------
Bihar ke village mein aaj bhi film ka prachaar
trucko se kiya jata hai !
Ek din kuch aisi ghosna hui,
" Bade ghar ki bahurani ka maja lijiye,
Din mein paanch baar,
9 se 12, 12 se 3 , 3 se 6 , 6 se 9 aur
Raat 9 se 12 ! "
Upar ke 60 rupeye, Niche ki 30 rupeye !
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Boy : Andar gaya
Girl : Ha ! gaya
Boy : Dukha kya
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Aur ek baar
Girl : Ab ish mein dalun
Boy : Achha laga
Girl : Ha bahut
.
.
.
.
.
Boy ! Ok madam ka sendal pack karo..!
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