Flirt SMS in Hindi

Dosti karo college wali se,

Pyar karo office wali se,

Majak karo padosh wali se,

Aankh ladao sali se,

Love karo dilwali se,

Aur marr khao gharwali se ...


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Yaad hai us train ki dhakka mukki ,

Jab takrai the ek hasi ladki se...

Woh boli jaanwar ho kya?

Hum bole jaan toh tum ho,

Hum toh war hai.....

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Pyaar ka geet gaayenge hum

Tujhse mohabbat nibhayenge hum

Joh tune kabool kar liya pyaar mere toh thik

Warna kisi aur haseena ko patayenge hum...

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Aapne kabhi socha hai Lofar aur offer mein kya antar hai ?

simple hai yaar...

Ladkaa agar I Love You bole toh Loffer

Aur agar Ladki bole toh bhaiya offer !

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Bolo sahab kya chaiye ?

Hone wali biwi ke kutte ke liye cake milege kya?

Yahi khaoge sahab ya pack karwa du !

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Tumhe sharm nahi aati,

Sadak par bhi bheek mangte ho ?

Toh kaya karu,

Daftar khol lu....

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Boy : Hey do you like water?

Girl : Yeah....

Boy: Good,

Then you  already like 70% of me...

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Five answers given by a GIRL when she is

proposed :

1. No.

2. Give some time.

3. I have always seen you as my friend.

4. I already have a Boy Friend.

5. We should concentrate on studies


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You will Love me!

Roses are red,

Bullets are lead.

Take me back now,

or get shot in the HEAD !

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My heart problem has reached a critical stage.

The doctor says there are only 2 options left,

ICU or  U C ME..

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Don't ever change yourself to impress someone,

Because they should be impressed that

 you don't change to please others...

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There are 50 angels in the world.

25 are sleeping , 15 are working, 5 are playing,

4 are praying, and 1 ?

1  is reading my  SMS....

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After engagement !

Girl : Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now !

Boy : Oho what do u mean,

if i m on diet,

that doesn't mean that i can't

look at MENU...:- D

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Ek ladka ladki hotel me gaye...

Waiter bola kya loge...?

Ladki : Sabji waali gujhhiyaa..

Waiter : What ???

Ladka : Ye Biharan hai Momos maang rahi hai.....

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Arj kiya hai...

na dekh ish nile gagan ko itni hasrat se eh mere dost,

Kyuki kisi parinde ka kya bharosa,

Kaun tujhpe POTTY kar jaye.....

Wah Wah !