Jija sali ke jokes in hindi
JIJA SALI JOKES , FUNNY JOKES.........MASTI WITH JIJA AND SALI
Ek mahila ki aankh suji thi,
Padosan- kya hua ?
Mahila- Mere pati ne mara,
Padosan - Lakin mera khyaal tha ki tumhare pati mumbai gaye hua hai,
Mahila - Mere bhi yahi khyaal tha !
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Sohan- Meri lakdi ki taang mujhe bahut dukh de rahi hai,
Ramu- Kamaal hai lakdi ki taang tumhe kaise dukh de sakti hai,
Sohan- Aaj meri biwi ne weh taang mere sirr par maar di !
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Teacher- mujhe heraani haiki tum akele itni saari galtiyaan karte ho !
Ladka- Yeh saari galtiyaan meine akele nahi ki sir,
mere papa ne bhi isme meri shayata ki hai !
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Kabhi Socha ?
Sasural me damad ko sabse jayada samman kyo milta hai?
Kyuki wo jante hai ki yahi weh mahan aadmi hai jisne unke ghar ki
toofan ko sambhal rakha hai !
लड़कियां पराया धन है
जीजा: लड़कियां पराया धन होती हैं,
तो लड़के क्या हैं?
साली: लड़के एक नंबर के चोर होते हैं,
जिनकी नजर हमेशा पराये धन पर टिकी रहती है.
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Teacher- Pappu tumne aaj phir apna homework nahi kiya,
bolo tumhe kya saja du.....
Pappu - Teacher woh mere bagal wali ladki ne bhi nahi kiya,
hum dono ko bathroom mein band kar do !
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Ek patni ki nazar mein.......
Duniya ka sabse mahaan aadmi- uske papa
Duniya ka sabse dukhi aadmi- uska bhai
Duniya ka sabse kismatwala aadmi- uski bahen ka pati
Duniya ka sabse jhoota, kanjoosh aur badtameez aadmi- batane ki jaroorat hai?
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Arrange marriage ki ek sateek paribhasa !
" Bika hua maal wapas nahi hoga"
Aur Love marriage ki !
" Pehle istamal kare phir vishwash kare" !
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Ek ladki ne pappu ki awaj lagai... oh bhai jaan kripya suniye toh jara...
Pappu bola : Oye heroin ! pehle faisla kar bhai ya jaan,
confuse kyu kar rahi hai !
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Kisi ka haath thaam kar chodna nahi,
Wada kisi se karo toh todna nahi,
koi agar tod de dil apka toh usko..
4-5 laat mare bina chodna nahi..
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Papa : Nalayak itni raat ki kha se aa raha hai ?
Bholu : Apni girlfriend se milne gaya tha....
Papa : Kish liye ?
Bholu: Ha papa, 7-8 toh kish le hi liye !
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Atmahatyein do tarah ki hoti hai !
---Pahli---
(Tej aur asaan !)
Gale mein rassi dalo aur
pankhe se latak jao !!
---Dusri----
(Dhimi aur dardnak)
Gale mein warmala dalo aur
Zindgi bhar latke raho !!
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Pyaar ho jaye ya maccher kaate anjaam ek hi hota hai....
Socho kya ?
Raat ko neend nahi aati
Thoko Taali
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Yeh julfe hai tumhari ya resham ke jaal,
Yeh julfe hai tumhari ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khushnaseeb hai woh chuhe,
Jinhone katre tumhare baal !
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Aap hamare dil mein kuch ish tarah sama gaye ho,
Aap hamari zindgi mein kuch ish tarah aa gaye ho,
Jaise hare bhare khet mein kuch saand ghush haye ho....
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Yeh jo aag mere ish dil mein hai
use jamaane ko laga dunga....
Agar tune ki kisi aur se shaadi..
toh
toh
toh kya , hansome hu
Dusri pata lunga..
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Ek cute se bacche ko dekh kar ek ladki ne uske gaal pe kiss kar diya...
Ladki : I AM SORRY, apke gaal pe LIPSTICK lag gayi..
Baccha : IT' S OK BABY
"kuch accha karne se agar daag lagte hai toh daag acche hai "
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Ladka (Ladki se) : Mein 18 saal ka hu aur tum ?
Ladki : Mein bhi 18 saal ki hu !
Ladka : Toh phir chal na, sharmana kya ?
Ladki : Kha?
Ladka : Vote dene...!
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