Latest Jokes in Hindi

Woh kehti hai...

mere jaisa koi aur nahi milega!!

Meine facebook par uska naam search kia 517 aa gayi !

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Raju ne ek beautiful girl se pucha , aap kaha rehti ho,

Ladki ne jawab diya : K.G. Road

Raju : Itni khubsurat hokar bhi road par rehti ho, mere ghar chalo !!

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Aapne kabhi socha hai..

Sabse jyada nashaa kish chiz mein hota hai,

Books mein, kholte hi sar ghumne lagta hai,

Neend ane lagti hai...

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Pappu : Sir, iska kya matlab hota hai ?

I AM GOING

Teacher : Mein jaa raha hu

Pappu : Sir, bataiye na

Teacher : Mein jaa raha hu

Pappu : Saale aise kaise chale jayega,

answer bata ke jaa !

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Boy- Suno jara !

Girl - Chup raho, khate time baat nahi karte,

(Khane ke baad)

Girl - Ab bolo

Boy - Teri plate mein cockroach tha , le ab ban madam !

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Raju ke jale hue honth dekh kar uska dost bola..

tere honth kaise jal gaye ?

Raju - Are kuch nahi yaar biwi ko railway station chodne gaya tha,

woh mayeke jaa rahi thi toh khushi ke maare train ke engine ko chumm liya !
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Teacher - Good Deepak, mujhe khushi hai

ki tumne itne acche marks liye,

aage bhi aise hi acche marks lena !

Deepak - Accha sir, par aap bhi paper bhai sahab ke press mein

chapwate rahiyega !

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Teacher - Jab mein tumhare jitna the,

mere har subject mein 100 marks aate the !

Student - Aate honge sir ! tere ko koi accha teacher padhata hoga !

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Aaj kuch ghabrai se lagte ho

Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho

Nikhar kar ayi hai surat aapki

Bahut dino baad nahaye hue lagte ho !
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Padhai sirf do karaan se ki jaati hai,

ek shauk se

aur dusre kauff se....

faltu ke shauk hum rakhte nahi

    aur

Kauf toh hame kisi ke baap ka bhi nahi

thok do like

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Aapne kabhi socha hai biwi aur kashmir mein kya samanta hai ?

jawab seedha hai...

dono hai toh samasya par agar padosi dekhe to bura lagta hai...