Political SMS in Hindi
Apne india ka kuch nahi ho sakta yaaro
kyuki yaha budhe desh chala rahe hai
Aur
Jawan Facbook !!
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America mein, yuva sarkar chalate hai,
aur bhudho ko pension dete hai,
Bharat mein, Bhudhe sarkar chalate hai,
Aur
Yuvaon ko tension dete hai !
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Apne bare mein kabhi bura mat socho !
Kyuki....
Iske liye bhagwan ne hamare dosto
rishtedaro aur padoshiyon ko theka diya hai !
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Modi : are mai ooh dekho kejriwal jhadoo lagane aya hai,
Kejriwal : Jhadoo lagane nahi tumhara bhoot jhadne aya hu !
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Kejriwal : Main aam aadmi hu....
Rahul Gandhi : Main aamir aadmi hu.....
Modi : Main ajeeb aadmi hu....
Asharam Bapu : Asli aadmi toh main hu.....!!!
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Kejriwal : Hello MODI ish baar Aap ki sarkar,
Modi : Thank u Thank u,
Modi : Yeh kya bol gaya ?
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Kejriwal : Good morning dosto, aaj kha dharna hai,
Aam Aadmi : Apke kaan ke niche....
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Tel ki keemte bhadne se mehgayi badhegi,
mehgayi bhadne se aam aadmi ka tel niklega aur
jab aam aadmi tel dene lag jayega tab mehgayi khud-b-khud kam ho jayegi..
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Rahul Gandhi : Hamari sarkar ayegi toh vikas hoga...!!
Ladies : Pichli baar bhi tumne yahi kha tha magar pinki hui thi !!
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Kejriwal : Uttar pradesh mein koi hawa nahi chal rahi hai,
Modi : Are bhai kaan par se kabhi maflar bhi hata liya karo !
kyuki yaha budhe desh chala rahe hai
Aur
Jawan Facbook !!
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America mein, yuva sarkar chalate hai,
aur bhudho ko pension dete hai,
Bharat mein, Bhudhe sarkar chalate hai,
Aur
Yuvaon ko tension dete hai !
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Apne bare mein kabhi bura mat socho !
Kyuki....
Iske liye bhagwan ne hamare dosto
rishtedaro aur padoshiyon ko theka diya hai !
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Modi : are mai ooh dekho kejriwal jhadoo lagane aya hai,
Kejriwal : Jhadoo lagane nahi tumhara bhoot jhadne aya hu !
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kejriwal : Main aam aadmi hu....
Rahul Gandhi : Main aamir aadmi hu.....
Modi : Main ajeeb aadmi hu....
Asharam Bapu : Asli aadmi toh main hu.....!!!
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Kejriwal : Hello MODI ish baar Aap ki sarkar,
Modi : Thank u Thank u,
Modi : Yeh kya bol gaya ?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kejriwal : Good morning dosto, aaj kha dharna hai,
Aam Aadmi : Apke kaan ke niche....
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tel ki keemte bhadne se mehgayi badhegi,
mehgayi bhadne se aam aadmi ka tel niklega aur
jab aam aadmi tel dene lag jayega tab mehgayi khud-b-khud kam ho jayegi..
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Rahul Gandhi : Hamari sarkar ayegi toh vikas hoga...!!
Ladies : Pichli baar bhi tumne yahi kha tha magar pinki hui thi !!
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Kejriwal : Uttar pradesh mein koi hawa nahi chal rahi hai,
Modi : Are bhai kaan par se kabhi maflar bhi hata liya karo !
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