Political SMS in Hindi

Apne india ka kuch nahi ho sakta yaaro

kyuki  yaha budhe desh chala rahe hai

Aur

Jawan Facbook !!

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America mein, yuva sarkar chalate hai,

aur bhudho ko pension dete hai,

Bharat mein, Bhudhe sarkar chalate hai,

Aur

Yuvaon ko tension dete hai !

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Apne bare mein kabhi bura mat socho !

Kyuki....

Iske liye bhagwan ne hamare dosto

rishtedaro aur padoshiyon ko theka diya hai !

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Modi : are mai ooh dekho kejriwal jhadoo lagane aya hai,

Kejriwal : Jhadoo lagane nahi tumhara bhoot jhadne aya hu !

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Kejriwal : Main aam aadmi hu....

Rahul Gandhi : Main aamir aadmi hu.....

Modi : Main ajeeb aadmi hu....

Asharam Bapu : Asli aadmi toh main hu.....!!!

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Kejriwal : Hello MODI ish baar Aap ki sarkar,

Modi : Thank u Thank u,

Modi : Yeh kya bol gaya ?

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Kejriwal : Good morning dosto, aaj kha dharna hai,

Aam Aadmi : Apke kaan ke niche....

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Tel ki keemte bhadne se mehgayi badhegi,

mehgayi bhadne se aam aadmi ka tel niklega aur

jab aam aadmi tel dene lag jayega tab mehgayi khud-b-khud kam ho jayegi..

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Rahul Gandhi : Hamari sarkar ayegi toh vikas hoga...!!

Ladies : Pichli baar bhi tumne yahi kha tha magar pinki hui thi !!

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Kejriwal : Uttar pradesh mein koi hawa nahi chal rahi hai,

Modi : Are bhai kaan par se kabhi maflar bhi hata liya karo !