GIRLFRIEND JOKES | प्रेमिका पे चुटकुले - Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Shayari & Love Quotes

Girlfriend Jokes | Funny Jokes To Make His Girlfriend Jealous | Timepass Jokes On Girlfriend

Arj kiya hai ki……….

Kabhi - Kabhi mere dil mein yeh khyal aata hai yeh,

Zindgi aga teri julfo ki ghani chanv mein gujar jaati toh…

‘home loan’ lene ki jarurat hi na padti !

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Girl – Mujhe raat ko neend nahi aati

Yeh kaisa ehsas hai ?

Boy- Jayada pyaar-vyaar ke dramey na kar

Tu dopher me khub soti hai….

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Aapne kabhi socha hai ?

Duniya ka sabse khatarnak jaadu kaha hota hai,

Mere khayal se aaj kal ke modren beauty parlor mein..

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Exam ka result aya aur

Pappu ki girlfriend pappu ke pass akar jor se rone lagi….

Pappu- Accha ab ro mat, yeh bata kitne % aye

Girlfriend- 90%

Pappu- Bhagwan se dar kamini,

Itne mein toh 2 ladke paas ho jate…

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Ladki – mere birthday ka gift kaha hai ?

Ladka- who sadak par lal rang ki car dekh rahi ho

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Ladki khushi se- wow

Ladka- ushi rang ki nailpolish tere liye laya hu !

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Boyfriend : Do you think my salary

is sufficient for you ?

Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me,

but how will you survive?

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Girlfriend ke sarr mein tej dard tha

yeh dekh boyfriend ne uske sarr pe kiss kiya

aur bola " Darling ab sahi ho jayega"!

Paas mein ek tau betha sun raha tha,

woh bola "Beta bwaseer ka ilaaj bhi karte ho kya ?..

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Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho

Arz karti hu

Chaha hi jise chahat se jyada

Samjha hai jise khud se jyada

Bharosa hai jispe sabse jyada

Tu hi hai woh

"HARAMZADA"

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Ladke ne patli se ladki ko dekhkar shayari kahi,

Chera tera khass nahi

haddiyon mein tere Maans nahi

Pyar kya karu tujhse

Teri toh 9 mahine jine ki bhi aash nai...

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