GIRLFRIEND JOKES | प्रेमिका पे चुटकुले
Girlfriend Jokes | Funny Jokes To Make His Girlfriend Jealous | Timepass Jokes On Girlfriend
Arj kiya hai ki……….
Kabhi - Kabhi mere dil
mein yeh khyal aata hai yeh,
Zindgi aga teri julfo ki ghani chanv mein gujar jaati toh…
‘home loan’ lene ki jarurat hi na padti !
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Girl – Mujhe raat ko neend nahi aati
Yeh kaisa ehsas hai ?
Boy- Jayada pyaar-vyaar ke dramey na kar
Tu dopher me khub soti hai….
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Aapne kabhi socha hai ?
Duniya ka sabse khatarnak jaadu kaha hota hai,
Mere khayal se aaj kal ke modren beauty parlor mein..
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Exam ka result aya aur
Pappu ki girlfriend pappu ke pass akar jor se rone lagi….
Pappu- Accha ab ro mat, yeh bata kitne % aye
Girlfriend- 90%
Pappu- Bhagwan se dar kamini,
Itne mein toh 2 ladke paas ho jate…
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Ladki – mere birthday ka gift kaha hai ?
Ladka- who sadak par lal rang ki car dekh rahi ho
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Ladki khushi se- wow
Ladka- ushi rang ki nailpolish tere liye laya hu !
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Boyfriend : Do you think my salary
is sufficient for you ?
Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me,
but how will you survive?
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Girlfriend ke sarr mein tej dard tha
yeh dekh boyfriend ne uske sarr pe kiss kiya
aur bola " Darling ab sahi ho jayega"!
Paas mein ek tau betha sun raha tha,
woh bola "Beta bwaseer ka ilaaj bhi karte ho kya ?..
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Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho
Arz karti hu
Chaha hi jise chahat se jyada
Samjha hai jise khud se jyada
Bharosa hai jispe sabse jyada
Tu hi hai woh
"HARAMZADA"
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Ladke ne patli se ladki ko dekhkar shayari kahi,
Chera tera khass nahi
haddiyon mein tere Maans nahi
Pyar kya karu tujhse
Teri toh 9 mahine jine ki bhi aash nai...
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A stupid boyfriend thought LOL meant "Lots of Love".
So He sent this text to his girlfriend,
"You are only Girl of MY Life...LOL".
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