Funny WhatsApp Message on Bhabhi In Hindi



"Galat Nazar se dekhoge toh har jagah 
kharabi dikhegi,
Acchi nazar se dekhoge toh har khubsurat ladki tumhe
apni bhabhi dikhegi...
(Tumhara Bada Bhai)

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Yeh toh accha hai ki mere har khwaab pure nahi hote
Warna mere dost kin-kin ko Bhabhi ji kehkar bulate !

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Papa: Kya baat hai beta aajkal itna tension mein kaise rehta hai?
Beta: Papa apko nahi bata sakta 
Papa: Dekho beta mujhe apna dost samjho aur apni dil ki baat bolo...

Beta: Kya bataau yaar , Teri Bhabhi naaraaj ho gayi hai mujhse...

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High school mein padhne wali do ladkiyaan aapas mein baat kar rahi thi.

Ladki: Yaar mere papa ne kha hai ki ish baar agar exam mein fail hui toh
tumhari shaadi kar dunga!

Ladki : Toh tumne kitni tyaari ki hai ?

Ladki : Bass facial baaki hai !!!!
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"Bhai kaha hai ??
Shopping Bhabhi ke saath!
Huhh ladki kab patayii??
Nahi Yaar! Bhai ki Gf hai,
Aur woh bhai kon hai??
Tu Saale.....
Ladki : Bass facial baaki hai !!!!

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" Santa Apni Bhabhi Ko Burra Tarah Peet Raha Tha 
Chilane Ki Awaaz Sunkar Log Waha Jama Ho Gaye 
Or Kahne Lage Kyn Maar Rha Hai Apni Bhabhi Ko 
Santa - Ye Roj Chup Chup Kar Mere Dosto Se Baat Karti Hai 
Log Bole - Kaise Pata Chala 
Santa - Jab Bhi Mai Apne Dost Se Puchta Ki Phone Par Kisse 
Baat Kar Raha Hai To Bolta Tere Bhabhi Se......."

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" Patni Feko -Laila Uthao ....
Pati -  Dekhi Akhbaar Mai Advertisement Chapa Hai 
Patni - Chasma Lagakar Dekho 
Panni Feko Thaila Laao Likha Hai Andhe "

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