Humor Jokes in Hindi, Fuuny Jokes
Lazy Boy : Papa ek glass pani dena..
Papa : Khud utha ke pee lo...
Boy : please, De do na....
Papa : Ab agar paani mangaa toh thappad maarunga...
Boy : Thappad maarne ayo toh paani lete anaa...!!!
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Papa : Khud utha ke pee lo...
Boy : please, De do na....
Papa : Ab agar paani mangaa toh thappad maarunga...
Boy : Thappad maarne ayo toh paani lete anaa...!!!
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Beta (Apni maa se): Mammi, aaj mere dost ghar aa rahe hai!
please mere saare khilone apni almaari mein cheepa do !
Mammi : kyo, kya tumhare dost chor hai ?
Beta : nahi maa, woh apni cheeze pehchante hai !
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Beta : Maa mein ek din bahut bada aadmi banunga,
apki jholi khusiyon se bhar dunga!
Mammi : Pehle yeh bottle bharkar fridge mein rakh
Nalayak !
Beta (Apni maa se): Mammi, aaj mere dost ghar aa rahe hai!
please mere saare khilone apni almaari mein cheepa do !
Mammi : kyo, kya tumhare dost chor hai ?
Beta : nahi maa, woh apni cheeze pehchante hai !
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Beta : Maa mein ek din bahut bada aadmi banunga,
apki jholi khusiyon se bhar dunga!
Mammi : Pehle yeh bottle bharkar fridge mein rakh
Nalayak !
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Fakeer : Apke padosi ne pet bharkar khana khilaya hai,
aap bhi kuch khilao!
Chintu : Yeh lo Hajmola !
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Fakeer : Apke padosi ne pet bharkar khana khilaya hai,
aap bhi kuch khilao!
Chintu : Yeh lo Hajmola !
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Dada (pote se)- Teri teacher aa rahi hai
ja chup jaa.
Pota- Dada ji pehle aap chup jao,
apki maut ke bahaane mein do hafte ki chutti le rakhi hai.
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Dada (pote se)- Teri teacher aa rahi hai
ja chup jaa.
Pota- Dada ji pehle aap chup jao,
apki maut ke bahaane mein do hafte ki chutti le rakhi hai.
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