Really Funny College Jokes in Hindi
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:" Wife:- Jaanu kaash aap Message hote...
Mein apko save karti aur jab chae padhti !
Husband:- Tum kanjoosh ki kanjoosh hi rahogi...
Yeh nahi ki mujhe apni sabhi sahaliyon ko Forward karti....!!
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Raju ko muglon ne pakad liya aur
akbar ke pass le ke gaye.
Akbar : Ise bandi bana diya jaye.
Raju : Nahi.. nahi.. Janhapnaha,, rehem karo..
mujhe banda hi rehne do..
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Teacher- Agar raat mein macchar kate
toh kya karna chaiye ?
Ladka - Chupchap khuja kar so jana chaiye !
Kyoki aap koi rajnikant toh ho nahi,
ki macchar se sorry bulwa loge !
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Bharat mein bacche bornvita se,
mahilayen fair & lovely se,
aur
Purush rajnigandha se kamyaab hotein hai !
Baki digree-wigree sab moh maya hai !
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Engineering College First Day :
Student : Sir, i didn't understand.
Teacher : What, This topic?
Student : Nahi, Yeh ki pata nahi kya soch kar
Papa ne Engineering karne ko kaha !
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Rohit - College ka pehla din kaise raha !
Ravi - Kya batau yaar aaj ek ladki ko
behen kya keh diya saali aise dekhne lagi
jaise mene use behen ki gaali di ho !
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......................................Pappu ne ek college khola,
Naam kya rakha hoga,
Guess karo.....
Nahi pata ?
Naam Tha.....
Women's College for Boys.
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Bharat mein bacche bornvita se,
mahilayen fair & lovely se,
aur
Purush rajnigandha se kamyaab hotein hai !
Baki digree-wigree sab moh maya hai !
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