Alia Bhatt Whatsapp Funny Jokes in Hindi
the full form of GST?
Alia :- GOODNIGHT SWEETDREAMS TAKECARE.
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Alia Bhatt- Kal raat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaava
sab samaan le gaya,
Varun- TV kyon nahi legaya ?
Alia Bhatt- TV toh mai Dekh rahi thi..!!
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Alia Bhatt:- Bhaiya,safola oil toh de diya ab iske
saath wala free gift toh do.
Shop keeper:- Iske saath to koi gift nahi hai alia ji.
Alia bhatt:- Pagal mat banao,
Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE !!
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Explain about Terrorist..?
Alia Bhat:- Terrorist is a Tourist
who comes from other country to celebrate
diwali in our country...
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Alia bhatt in aap ki adalat
Aap ki GK check karte hain...
How many states are there in india??
Alia bhat- 2 states ! So simple !
Chennai & Punjab...
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Chalo Alia bete, ABCD sunao..
ok Mam capital letter wali ya
small letter wali ?
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Varun :- Yaar mein apne facebook account
ka password bhool gaya hu.
Alai Bhatt:- Koi baat nahi,
Google pe search karlo. Sab mil jaata hai...!!
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Alia bhatt:- kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhi..
Na koi scene dekhi,
Na koi aawaz suni,
Varun dhawan:- Film ka naam kya tha?
Alia Bhatt: "No Disc Inserted"
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Alia bhatt:- Waiter! iss chicken biryani
mein chicken kyun nahi hai?
Waiter:- Ma'm Gulab jamun mein Gulaab kahan hota hai?
Alia Bhatt:- Han yaar sorry....
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Karan Johar:- Alia, whom do you credit the success of your career?
Alia bhatt:- I want to thank my parents,
Especially my monther and father..
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