Best Funny Dad Jokes | Father Jokes

Dad : Beti shaam dhalne se pehle ghar lout jaya karo jamana kharab hai,

Beti: Oh daddy, ab mein bacchi nahi hu!

Dad: Beti ishi baat ka toh darr hai!!!

Husband : Tumhari roj-roj ki farmaisho se tang ho gaya hu,

aisi hi chalta raha toh atmhatya kar lunga,

itne paise nahi hai mere paas !

Wife : Ohho, ab rulaoge kya ? chaliye ab jaldi se safed saari dilwa dijiye,

nahi toh tehravi par pehnungi kya !

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Teacher : Beta, batao jaan kaise nikalti hai ?

Pappu : Khidki se !

Teacher : Kya matlab ?

Pappu : Didi kal hi ek ladke se keh rahi thi- jaan , khidki se nikal jao !

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Beta daaru pikar ghar lota !

Papa ki daat se bachne ke liye laptop kholkar padhne laga !

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Chintu: Papa mein phir se fail ho gaya!

Dad: Chinta mat karo tum sher ke bete ho!

Chintu: Ha, Pitaji madam bhi yahi kehti hai!

Dad: Ki tum sher ke bete ho?

Chintu: Kuch aisa hi ! keh rahi thi,

Pata nahi tu kish jaanwar ki aulaad hai!!!

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Beta: Papa mein TV dekhu...?

Papa: Haa Dekh par chalu mat karna...

Beta: Papa mujeh shaadi nahi karni,

Mujhe sab aurton se dar lagta hai!

Father: Kar le beta,

Phir ek hi aurat se dar lagega,

Aur baaki sab acchi lagegi...!

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Teacher : Agar tumhari pent ki ek jeib mein 1000/- rs or 

dusri jeib mein bhi 1000/- rs ho toh tum kya sochoge?

Chintu: Yahi ki mein kahi Papa ki pent toh nahi pehan aya!!!

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Beta(Phone par) : Dad aaj hum do se teen ho gaye..

Dad: Wah beta badhaai ho...Ladka hua ya ladki..?

Beta : Nahi Dad aapki bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li..!

Father: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook,

Son: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!

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Baap ne bete se pucha: Sarkari school ke master ko angereji mein kya kehte hai ?

Beta bola---GST..

Baap: Kya bakwaas hai yeh???

Beta : Papa yahi Sach hai,

Matlab: Government School Teacher..

Father : Yeh lo beta 2000 Rs.

Son: 2000 Rs. kis liye ?

Father: Tune jab se Whatsapp shuru kiya hai,

Tab se raat ko security Guard Nahi

Rakhna Pad raha hai,

Yeh Teri mehanat ki kamai hai pagle Rakh Le..!

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Child :-

Mom iss baar hum

Patakhe iss shop se lenge...

Mom: Lekin beta yeh toh Girls hostel hai...

Child: Par papa toh kehte hai ki,

Saari phul-Jaryiyan Yahi rehti hai...

Teacher: Tumhe pata hai humare purvaj bandar the...

Student: Tumhare honge humare toh Chaudhary The...!!

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Son: Can i go to my griends house for party?

Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.

Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.

Son: ye ghar hai ya Bank ki branch!!

 Beta: Hi dad--- what's up

Dad: Hindi mein bolne mein sharm aati hai kya

Beta: Nahi re...jara Garm kendra bindu dijiyega

Dad: Yeh kya hota hai,

Beta: Hot spot Papa..hot spot

Dad: Spot hot ho jaane tak dhoya...!

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