Political Funny Jokes Quotes in Hindi


Modiji bole :- Mein duniya ke har kone mein gya hu
duniya mein koi aise jagah nahi h jahan mein nahi gaya hu"

Ek Tau bola :- Kade sasuraal gaya hai ke..!!!

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Kisi ke paas kejriwal ka number hai kya?
Khaanshi ki dawai puchni thi..!!


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"Sonia gandhi ji- Modi ji kya aap ram mandir
 banwa payoge..?
Modi ji- Sonuuuu ...tane marape bharosho naye ke ?

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sapaa: hum apko mobile denge,laptop denge,cycle denge...
Janta; Aur naukri maalik??

"Sapaa: Woh hamare mama ke saale ke 
bhtije ke liye hai,jabaan de chuke hai hum....

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" Pm Nahi Banne Diya Rastpati Nahi Banne Diya,
Ab Ram Mandir Banega To Pujari Mai Hi Banunga"

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"Hum aise samay mein jee rahe hai,
jaha log 10 munute ki mulakat
 mein shaadi fix kar lete hai...

Lakin 1-1 ghante ke 5 interview 
lene ke baad naukri nahi dete..!

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"jhadu wala becomes CM
Chai wala become PM

We Graduate,
CA and MBA thinking...
how to catch the train at 8am & 8pm...!

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" Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hu Ambani Ka Data And Soniya 
Ka Beta Na HotaTo Humara Timepass Na Hota"

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"Modi Ji Ke Bhasan Se Netaao Or Karamchariyo 
 Ka Hosla Bade Na Bade Sensex Jarur Badh Jata Hai "

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"Kash Corona Bhi Sarkari Fund Ki Tarah Hota
Janta Tak Kam Netao Tak Jayda Pahuncta "

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" Corona Ki Wajh Se Mahilaye Nahi Ho Paa Rahi Aefatrit
Chukli Mai Aayi Baare Girawat "

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" Vikash Pagal Ho Sakta Hai Parantu , 
Pagal Ka Vikash Kabhi Nahi Ho Sakta 
Namo Ko Vote Diya Ja Sakta Hai Parantu Namune Ko Nahi 

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" Jharu Aam Aadmi Ke Pass Hai ,
Hath Congress Ke Pass Hai Or
Safaai Modiji Kar Rahe Hai "

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"Jis tarah se modiji 
hum sabko achanak apne 
faisle se chonka dete hai..

kahi ek din aisa na ho hum subha uthe aur
pata chale ke pakistan ab nahi raha..!!!

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"Daibaties control mein rakhne ke liye 
shakkar ke daam bahaye...

aur petrol-disel ke daam ishliye 
taki aap jayada walk kare, samjhe...

Modi ji ka dimaag bhi n, Chacha
 Choudhry se bhi tez chalta hai..

Pareshaan na ho rasoi gas ke daam badhaa
 kar dieting bhi kardenge.

Are bhai ! pehla sukh nirogi kaya...!!

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" Mayawati Ko Bahen Kahne Walo , Kabhi Apni 
Bahen Ko Mayawati Bolna , Maar Maar Ke Kejriwal Bana Degi"

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"Pakistan walo..
kashmir mangoge toh cheer denge...

lekin..

Rahul gandhi mangoge toh 
kejriwal free mein denge...!

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