Best Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Tera Ego to 2 Din ki Khani hai per 

Meri 

AKAD Khandani hai..!!

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Shadi khud ki Girl Friend se karni chahiya

Dusro ki Girl Friend se toh

Ghar wale bhi karwa Dete hai..!!!

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Ek kaan se sunn ke 

Dusare kaan se nikal dena is better than 

Dono kaan se sunn ke 

Dil pe le Lena...!!!

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Paon me moch aur

Chhoti si soch kabhi 

Aagey nahi badhne deti hai....

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Darpok hai woh log

Jo online aane se darte hai,

Saala jigar chaiye,

Time barbaad karne ke liye..!!!

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I am looking for a bank which can

perform two things

1. Give me Loan

2. Then leave me alone

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Woh pyar kabhi sacha nahi ho sakta

Joh totla na ho

"ALE MELA BABU"

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Attitude toh bachpan se hi hai

..

..

Jab pedaa hua toh

Dedh saal tak kisi se meine baat nahi ki thi..!!

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Sorry..

I am not 

Perfect

But, I'm definitely not 

Fake!!

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" I am Single 

Ready to Mingle...!!!

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I am not lazy

I am just on my

Energy Saving Mode...!!

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Dekh Beta 

Pyar mohabbat sab dhoka hai

Padhai kar le abhi moka hai..!!!