Non Veg Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi

Pati apni patni se pareshaan hokar 

court mein talaak karwane gaya....

Jaj : Talaak kyu lena chahte ho ?

Pati : Mein isshe khush nahi hu.

Patni : Jaj sahab, pura mohalla 

khush hai bas iske hi nakhre hai...!!

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Pati suhagrat ke baad apni patni se :- Jaanu majaa aya ki nahi ?

Patni : Tumko aya ?

Pati : Bahu aya majaa..

Patni : Apna record hai.. abhi tak koi bhi banda complaint leke nahi aya...

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She: Tumhare liye fast karungi,,

He: Na baby aaram se karenge maje le leke dheere dheere
feel ke saath.

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She: Hawash ke kutte mein varth ki baat kar rahi hu.!!

Girl to riksha wala : Kyu bhai jayega ?

Riksha wala: Zaroor jayega abhi toh oil laga

kar khada kiya hai..

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Girl : Toh phir ghuma kar peehcay le lo...!!!

EXAM ke baad ladkiyan kya sochati hain?

1. Kitna Lamba tha.
2. Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3. Pehle kitna Dar lag raha tha.
4. Baad mein Ekdum easy gaya..!!

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Bachha : Ghoda bano
Baap: Thik Hai.
Bacchha : Par kamwali bai ki tarah nahi,
kal aap dhakke maar-maar kar thak gaye par woh chali nahi..!